This blog has less to do with turkey basters and more to do with cake and what i mean by that is, this blog has nothing to do with turkey basters and a little to do with cake. The girl with the cake is me. The cake is mine. It will never be yours. Mainly because i ate it long before you got here and i never learnt to share so now you have no cake. I pity your absence of cake. You can keep my pity because like my love, i have a lot to give, but unlike my pity, my love is reserved for cake. And puppies. But dont feed cake to puppies because cake is people food, not puppy food.











Friday, December 3, 2010

A lesson in creativity part 2

Katrina does not play well with others. One particular incident illustrating this assertion is the time I referred to a group of fellow class members as 'c u next tuesdays', (if you get what i mean). If you dont get what i mean, I called them a bunch of silly cunts.

I was asked not to come back to that class.



Speaking of people and cunts, this one time I was vox popped for the local newspaper and I said cunt three times in one sentance. Upon reading my published comment on the recent topic of current affairs, I discovered all three cunts were editied. Thereby confirming my belief that the word 'person' and the word 'cunt' are pretty much the same thing.



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  1. UnknownFebruary 14, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    The word you are looking for is 'synonymous'.
    My post verification word was 'triclogi'. Where do they come up with these?

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